Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Science knows how it happened... and would rather not discuss it.

I love this single frame from Today's Dresden Codak guest strip:
I'd wear it on a t-shirt. It captures a whimsical notion (their feet aren't even touching the ground!) that science is a super-fun secret.

Which it definitely is, you know, non-scientist readers. It is. We just pretend that it's lots of work and hide all the fun behind long words.

(Bonus: everyone get excited for an upcoming Dresden Codak book! I bought a broken robot poster at TCAF last weekend and it is magnificent.)

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Movies based on toys

There has been a recent spate of movies based on toy franchises, which is a bit of a reversal from the historical order of commercialization.
They're here, they're huge, and they're very, very hungry.
Over at Tor they sketched up an adaptation of the upcoming Battleship movie redone as a more whimsical game.  But still completely serious in its color scheme and tone.

I'd much rather watch this movie.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Christmas family gaming season begins!

We played a card game called "500" tonight. It's a bit like bridge, but simpler -- two sets of partners bid on how many tricks they can take. First pair to 500 points wins.

Final score: children, 630; parents, -180. Whoo! Who knows what will happen next time? Also, who knows what our next game will be!

E. holds that we should develop a cross-game scoring system to tally total Game Points earned over the course of the holiday season. Such a system could potentially scale the points accrued in a game to correspond to the length of time spent in-game. (Rank matters, not in-game points.) That way, the points accrued from winning a game of Risk would be roughly twice those from winning Settlers of Catan and the winning player/coalition in Diplomacy would likely rake in at least twice again as many points. Although many different aspects of a cross-game scoring system are potentially interesting, we have settled on a relatively simple one which encourages both lengthy and social gameplay.

In this metric, tonight's game wins 2 point-hours each for L. and E., 1 point-hour each for M. and D., and 0 point-hours for A. (who was not playing). So participation is slightly rewarded. Winning a game of 6 individual players earns a lot more points than winning a two-player game of the same length.

Current vacation Game Point tally:
D. 1
M. 1
L. 2
E. 2
A. 0
[everyone else] 0

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Grilled piglet van

I saw this van whilst walking in Brno and took a picture, sure that its text could only enhance the illustrations: a chef at a barbecue, a pig, and a stein of beer.
I was right. According to Google, the van advertises "piglets grilled to order," a "year-round garden," and that the Grilled Piglet Van does "celebrations and banquets." How excellent! I wonder if grilled piglets taste different than grilled pigs...

Sunday, May 16, 2010

How does a blender work?

"How does a blender work?" is the thinly-constructed "motivation" for another lovely application of high-speed video cameras. If we ask a question, then setting things on fire is science!

Slow motion: bullets through candy

The Discovery Channel video podcast is sometimes so cool. They can afford the nice, expensive cameras to shoot this:


I am impressed that the sharpshooter can hit a candy that is smaller than the bullet.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hunter S. Thompson

I've wondered if Hunter S. Thompson is accurately represented in the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Here are some youtube videos of Johnny Depp reading letters from his correspondence with Hunter S. Thompson: 1, 2, 3. In particular, Mr. Depp admits,
If I do a remotely decent job of portraying you, you know there’s a very good chance you’ll hate me for the rest of your life.
Here is an interview that youtube suggested I watch after these videos: Hunter S. Thompson and David Letterman (1988).

I am astonished at the degree of faithfulness that Johnny Depp achieved with his performance. And I hope that Hunter S. Thompson does not hate it.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Differentiating nerds, dorks, geeks, and dweebs

The several groups can be differentiated by use of this Venn diagram:
From Great White Snark.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Graphic story on Tor.com

Go read this story. It's short, and it features this amazing panel:

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Mirror's Edge is real (and in Japan!)

These photos of the flood drainage system beneath the Tokyo area are not just reminiscent of Mirror's Edge. It seems like the Mirror's Edge team cribbed whole levels from these photos. Looking at them, I want to wallrun!Hat tip: metafilter.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Dollhouse finale

Let me get this right: you have the technology to simultaneously reset the brains of everyone on the planet, but it must be triggered manually? What about remote controls? Timers? A long piece of wire?

Oh, well. That's over. Please, Joss Whedon, do something better now.

P.S. I'm watching TV because I'm sick.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Boston Molasses Disaster: We Remember

91 years ago today, an enormous molasses container broke, unleashing a torrent of angry and delicious destruction upon Boston. It was the Boston Molassacre.

Let's all just pause for a minute and appreciate life. In remembrance of the fallen and revenge on the sweet and sticky substance, I will be obtaining some molasses this weekend to make gingerbread cookies.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Grapes bake

Serves 5

You will need:
  • 5 cabbages
  • 80g cornflour
  • 30g grapes
Instructions:
  1. barbeque the grapes
  2. whisk the grapes
  3. grill the cabbages
  4. sprinkle the cabbages over the top
  5. melt the cabbages
  6. add the grapes to the saucepan
  7. eat the cornflour
  8. put everything in the blender

Yum.




Via the random recipe generator (hat tip: metafilter). This must be what our recipes seem like to aliens.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Fight swine flu: wear cashmere!

Spotted recently in a nearby storefront.It doesn't really make sense.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Evidence that I actually want to punch everything

Last night I had a dream that I was escaping from Venice via a secure military installation with a clone of Neal Diamond.

Let me backtrack.

I was flying through Venice for some reason, but I missed my connecting flight. In anger, I fought with some guy in the airport. The judge ruled that I was mentally unstable, so I was confined to leave Venice. Now trapped in this majestic Italian city, I was forced to punch out a lot of uppity pickpockets. They were persistent.

In my apartment building, I met a woman who wanted to leave Venice covertly and hired me to escape with her. She was smuggling something out in a cradle. We hopped a motorboat piloted by a clone of Neal Diamond, crossed the lagoon, and landed in a Bond-inspired military base---rather than anywhere else on the shore.

The dream ended with a montage of us fighting through the military complex by the most lowbrow tactic: while people were shocked from seeing Neal Diamond, I punched them. Hard.

If anyone wants to make a major motion picture out of this, please give me a cut of the proceeds. I'll even take a shitty cut.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Key quotes from the Christmas adventure

Mom: "There are no reasons for anything."

Dad: "Lava lamps speak to people."

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas comics

My favorite comic, possibly ever, is from Penny Arcade:















But, given the season, we should all be wary:












And go to Canada. More holiday-themed Wondermark here.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Holiday robot choreography

SLYT:

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Web public service announcements

If this came as a poster, I'd buy it and display it!
Via boingboing.

Too much data

I fear that this is our future. The data we generate will take 100 times longer to evaluate than it did to create.

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire