Passive-aggressive recipes

My favorite of these 14 passive-aggressive appetizers (hat tip: A.):

Top thick slices of country bread with fresh goat cheese. Sprinkle with herbs and bake until crusty; serve to everyone but Jeff.

I invite you to add your own passive-aggressive recipe in the comments. A quick brainstorm of everyone at the table yields jalapeño fudge brownies as (1) an excellent experiment, and (2) quite passive-aggressive, if inaccurately labeled ("fudge brownies! try one!").