We detest Olympic commentators

It seems that they are employed to be logorrheic, often abhorrently so. At least, we of the axis believe so. (This post is authored by fontesefontes++, i.e., "axis".)

Men's all-around gymnasts are like Chinese pandas: they're extremely rare, and decreasing in number.

... and we establish breeding programs for them!

If there's one thing that's important in Japan, it's honor.

Also, rice. Let's not forget any stereotypes!